{/Of Minecraft and square udders
Tuesday, October 19, 2010 ( 9:48 AM )
Minecraft! (terribly happy face)
Haha I've discovered Minecraft, which is (as my dad says after having seen my map several times cuz I wanted to show off my house) something resembling version one of Warcraft. Which means pixels, basically. And large, blockular (which is totally a word, by the way) animals, zombies, exploding green penises, characters; along with an ample serving of 2D material icons (eg coal, diamonds seeds etc). This also means it kicks ass! :D The awesome gameplay makes up for the graphics, and the software is always being updated (Super Secret Update Fridays) by Notch. The system gets new toys added for us players, such as more uses for things that currently have no use other than existing.
Ego time. I wanna show off my house! (Don't judge me, dammit! I like my house..) Click the images for bigger ones. You know you want to. :D
I don't know why, but this pig really likes to rape my house. =_=
Apparently these paintings are designed first in large scale by an artist and then scaled down to fit Minecraft specs. I saw the full size ones and they're pretty awesome. 8D
Crop room. I'm pretty proud of the glass level. :D
You can milk these things -.- Don't ask me if the udders end up squished into other shapes or anything, I haven't tried yet wtf. Don't think they do thou. I will milk these babies when Milk has an actual usage in Minecraft other than just existing and taking up inventory space maybe? And make a milk-filled room.. *O*
HEEHEEHEE 'nuff said. Nekked sheep!
So anyways, due to the sheer addictiveness of this game, I have ended up falling asleep on buses home and missing my stop, as well as getting some bad neckaches. (Darn!) Hence, I have decided to /try/ a Minecraft detox. Which I know will never work, but will try anyway. Points for effort, anyone?
Meh I haven't been able to get a screenshot of the monsters, but I'll post some from the Minecraft wiki just so I can point out that the Creepers (below) really do look like penises. BEHOLD THE CARNAGE:
EXPLODING JUMPING GREEN PENISES! :O These things explode when near the player. They tend to kill. (I really have nothing more to say about these things than that they are annoying and look like male genitalia. >_<)
Okay enough Minecraft for today (sadface). I'm getting exam results back in about 8 hours ('tis currrently 12.45am in the morning, and I am too stressed to sleep) and it's absolutely terrifying because a number of my seniors have been held back, and I really don't want to end up with my grades slipping. Furthermore I get money from the government to do well, so I may as well do so. (2.4k leh!)
Grh. (stressedface) I am going to go sleep now. Night~







